So everything was going so nicly this mornnig, sun was out and on time for work. Get to my car only to realise that some little thieving chav had stolen my valve caps from my wheel. What has the world come to....valve caps! Ok so they where a chrome colour, but hardly expensive and to think they will probably end up on some old chavvy nova or something rubbish like that! grrrrrr

more than likely on a kiddies bike by now mate! Had a few taken in the past but then i cant really grumble because i had some lovely yellow ones on bike when i was a kid off of next doors cavalier

i had anti theft ones stolen for ffs, hope they get stuck on the little f::kers bmx when he's got a flatty.

Oh yes, I know when a new dent had been put in my car and any little defects!

Anyway, ive now replaced them with more chrome caps (as thats all Halfords have)....could have done for the locking ones, but didnt want to pay the £10 difference in price!!

Right then chavs....im waiting with my numchucks and ready to go jackie chan on your a55's!!!!

set up a lil trip wire sensors around your car at night, so when they come you will be alerted and attack em with ur numchucks!!!!

some people just are very annoying and silly!

RiknVik went for this approach!!!

they nicked my tuscani ones at work but night watchmen spotted them and watched where they went.then 5 big drivers turned up at the door demanding them back.needless to say i now re-own them

I'd get metal ones and wire them up so they get a shock

Beware the chavs

Now that reminds me of someone ........................

Ive seen that pic so many times and every time it cracks me up! haha - such a real portrait of a chav!!

You know whats funny, where i live (not my street but my area, my streets actually very nice) it has a bad reputation for crime and stuff and theres "chavs" all over the place, but nothing like stealing or theft, or car vandalism ever seems to go on. Most vandalism is bus stops or minor graffiti, even thats minimal though.

Think round here the chavs just fight and steal amongst themselves. Probably helps that since the cheshire police headquarters moved from chester city centre we now have a big police station in blacon along with a cell block that can hold people for upto 6 months lol

a quick how to solve crime there, put cell blocks in every city

Nah eggcatcher, scout has it, they don't s**t on their own doorstep. Think it;s been beneficial that nearly the whole area is now privately owned or rented rather than council/housing trust. You can walk down most of the previously rough streets without fear of death now. And round here you find that if the kids are chavs the parents are worse lol

Locking ones are useless around here, they just cut the valves off.