The ones that get me are the ones that are putting their little darling into a child seat and use their fat a**e to force the edge of the door into my paintwork.
I tend to park at the far side of the carpark away from the entrance/shop but still get peeps comfort parking. (After all look what happens at the Brum meet, there you are parked up in an empty carpark minding your own buisiness and along come 20 cars and park right next to you )

Top Tip:
When parking in a supermarket car park use the short arsed blonde (who can hardly see over the steering wheel) 4 x4 owner method by parking actually in the middle of the line so that you take up two spaces resulting that no one else can park next to you.

funnily enough they dont come near mine anymore

As good an argument as any, Paul

Keeping with the theme of the post I am currently working on the Olympic park in Stratford, London - along with a couple of mates...

A bit grim around there, the pavements are littered with the broken glass from side windows, a collegue had his van broken into and a £2 phone charger stolen. The local scallies tried to force the lock on my Berlingo's sliding door to take the water heater that was bolted onto the bulkhead in the back Consequently, I have removed the glovebox and stripped out the cabin of all but the most essential of kit.

Bloody sad state of affairs...

when i was working in a supermarket in newport i had loads of bits nicked off my coupe, wipers bent light sctraches. the final draw was cashing up to hear my alarm go off and find two smack heads trying to steal it, so across the car park i ran with a piece of wood hurling abuse at the scum they legged it.

so i always park next to another car, id rather scratch than 6 months for pasting a chav

I had my last car broken into while i was at work! Had a £300 ripspeed dvd player stolen, A coat and a digital camera out the glove box added to the cost of a new window ended up around £600 out of pocket! Luckily we had caught it on cctv gave the tape to the police who literally cared about as much as if i told them id murdered a macdonalds breakfast! Anywho a few weeks later a lad i work with came in and said the same lad was walking up the street so we went out and both gave him a good kickin! Wouldnt you know it the police were called and we were both charged with a public order offence while the thieving little git was made out to be a little innocent angel and got let off! Suppose now i should say that violence isnt the answer and all that blah blah but in all honesty it made me feel loads better and it does seem to be the only language some of these little chav gangsters understand!

Nah, I think I'll be able to polish most of it out as my sis parked so far away the door was nearly at the end of its travel when it hit my car, right at the join between the front of the door and the back of the wing.

You've got more patience than me, I'd go apes*&% if they did that to my car. Personally I think the best form of punishment is to let them spend an evening, locked in a cupboard with this guy