So i get up sunday morning to go to work right? And what do i find? Some cowardly little (bleeps) have thrown half a dozen eggs at my car.

To paint a picture for you, i live in a nice area down a culdesac that is down at the end of a big street. We have 4 cars to the house so i park outside my house up on the kirb to save us having to move 3 cars to get one out of the drive. So i came home saturday night about half ten and headed to bed to awake to one side of my car completly covered in egg...... So i've either been targeted for me or just because my car is bright and red. My street is full of nice civilised people (no neds or chavs). Don't know why this has been done, i'm not a D*ck, i don't blast in and out the street and i don't have contact with anyone except my friends and work mates (basically i don't go around the streets like a wee boy).

So either people have seen me driving around with my sunglasses (its sunny!) and think i'm a toser or its a random attack but my mums car and other cars are no more than 3 metres away! and it was six or so eggs.

Just feel like crap, i've not done anything. Maybe people think i'm spoiled because my car? But they don't understand i worked and paid my car myself and its not a expensive car at all (well not to buy but to insure and run).

quite wierd, but monday morning I woke to a similar scene, my car, with broken eggs over the windscreen.

not nice... but there are much worse (I assume jealousy fuled) attacks, and hope eggs is all that happens to my baby

thats just s**t mate just wee neds wi nought more to do than try and ruin other peoples lives and be intimidating

Could this be pay back by kamikaze chickens for frightening/running over one of there mates at some time in the past?
Maybe the chickens have mistaken your coupe for a big red rooster and it's payback for the rape he's guilty of, you know how thick chickens are!!!
Uncle Buck

Well its not happened again so maybe it was chickens. But chickens don't fly so they must of walked round lol

If someone was out to get at your car I think they might have done more damage than lob eggs on it. It's not nice tho. It might just be done for a yolk and there's no fowl play involved ( sorry )

sounds to me it just jealousy it really annoys me how jealous some people get especially when you would of worked and paid for your own car and they think they should have one cause they better than you but there not and they proberly never worked for anything in there life B**tards